wtf.....i get jumped in a chat on another website for bullshit reasons by some asshole who's been lying and saying stuff about me behind my back then has the nerve to call me a liar too?! He's the one who's lying...his "cat disorder" Theriantrophy [link] ...its used for something else denoting shapeshifting, yet he claims its cat like tendencies...loser, look stuff up before you lie. geez...don't think i don't check facts people, i actually am a genius, its not a bogus claim. I don't have a ton of minors i could have papers for for nothing (would have actually sit in the registar's office for that and i'm slightly lazy ).
I've studied magical theories and have spent years since i was a kid researching the history of myths and such. All myths are based on some form of reality but many just don't want to believe it. And me calling myself a smartass goddess is a nickname a friend gave me. Don't confuse that for delusions. I am a smartass...figuratively and literally. Belief in higher powers is a form a schizophrenia and most of the world is screwed in the head. Too bad i actually SPENT TIME reading in high school and college...opps i've been researching long before that, since i was three and cutting out comics for this old neighbor.
I know the difference between pseudo science and real science (is an amateur astronomer). I didn't study different sciences and learn alot of math and different languages for nothing. You know...i just seriously give up trying to tell the world that i'm not dumb. Go on people, think and judge before you know me...i'm blonde and blue eyed does that mean i voted for hitler too? Just leave me alone people and i'll live quietly until i have my retribution. Just wait and see.

Everything gets balanced in the end by the balancer and she shall judge according to unbiased opinion your method of hell. Pray she's in a good mood that day.

okay......when did i become smexy??? smart i can understand...but sexy too???? Wow. *dances the smexy dance*oh, wait that's not for children's eyes, cover their eyes! Except my kid, she can watch, she's gotta learn to dance all smexy one day. I have lots of stuff to upload, unfortunately, i'm a mom, meaning i have no life!(lolz...i do have a life, just a busy one). Between the baby, my family, a yob, and someone who shall remain nameless for now, i'm a busy woman! I'll update properly soon....

so, happy mother's day to all you moms out there, including all the new moms this year. That means i just wished myself a good momma's day, lol. Laelia is getting so big! she's 10lbs 9ozs and 22 1/4 inches long now. Also 2 months. I'm just going to babble because i'm such a new mommy....so i'll just say HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY EVERYBODY!

so i bought Laelia the most adorable baby swing set....I'm such a mommy now. Its the fisher-price rainforest collection take-along swing. Its cute! i love the whole rainforest line from fisher-price. Her daddy is going to buy her the crib sheet set next month. We live in a dark green room so it suits to do a jungle theme or something with greens. But its jungle/forest with a twist, there's little bits of pirate stuff in the room! I wish i could find more pirate stuff for babies though. Just gotta make stuff for the room i guess. Lol, its almost midnight so i'm gonna go to bed cause she's asleep finally.

ouchies.....don't ask.

School starts again tomorrow.....someone gag me i'm so happy...not.
I swear to you all i'm going to update this week! I mean it. I have to update because next week is the "Zero Birthday Shower" not the baby shower i should have had had i known i was pregnant. This is a lesson in not trusting at home pregnancy tests when you have a goofy body to begin with. But she is so cute! I'm just happy she's perfect and healthy and is so damn adorable.

I do have stuff i promised people and i will get them up shortly. I just got so tired and completely forgot my brain during my pregnancy. I thought i was losing my mind in remembering stuff. lol oh well. I am forgiven for it by just showing off Laelia. Every time i show her to someone they want to cuddle and kiss and love her, makes getting into trouble and getting out of it a breeze now. But I have to finish the invites for the shower....blegh.